Procrastination techniques for when phone phobia hits you bad:

- List phone calls you will make as soon as you can relocate your social skills, questions to ask
- Filing (meeting agendas, budget documents, miscellaneous reference materials)
- Sorting e-mails, deleting unneeded, recording phone numbers into contact book
- Sorting g-mails, deleting unneeded
- Poetry writing
- Google Reader surfing of news, blogs, poetry feeds, etc.
- To-do lists
- Grocery lists
- E-mail co-workers about creepy things said by other co-workers
- List types of birds, safety-related objects, types of lists, procrastination techniques
- Covertly update blog