A cup of coffee every hour, on the hour, heart still thrashing

I don't care if Gchat says it's "off the record," your conversations with me WILL be quoted someday, somewhere.

All my sources say I type so fast, they can hear it over the phone.

I had a superbly long work day today and I feel really good about the results. Links to follow after everyone's had a chance to tell me I got it all wrong.