I get literature envy.

I gotta stop reading blogs by 30-something writers and budding young creative writing professors and MFA students. All those kids ever talk about is what they're reading and what cool new book has just come out and should be read, and don't seem to have time for hourly wages because seriously, it's a new book every day and my to-read list will soon take up my entire bedroom and spill into the kitchen if I try to keep up with them.