actually, Matthew Rohrer has joined my list of future husbands

"Famous raindrops:

Obviously, the first one to fall.
The lucky raindrop who fell down the neck of Helen's dress.
The drop that tried to save the library at Alexandria.
The first raindrop to land on the Ark, on the nose of the figurehead
that was Noah's wife.
Edison's favorite raindrop; the one he kept in a test tube.
The last drop Beethoven ever heard."

Matthew Rohrer, "found in the museum of old science."