Reverend Taylor

We were joking around in the office today about weddings and one thing led to another and I got myself ordained at the Universal Life Church. I might be able to officiate your wedding, if you’ll give me like $30 so I can buy myself the official ULC wallet card and ordination credit and letter of good standing to confirm my holiness to state authorities.

Please keep in mind I am not actually Christian and also don’t really care much for marriage before you ask me to officiate your wedding.