Replaced

At the newspaper, the features editor would hang above his desk a different staff member quote each week. Usually it was an innocent thing taken out of context in true "that's what she said" fashion. Our readers weren't allowed in that part of the office, thank goodness. I still get these in e-mail form every week.

This week was rather touchingly prefaced like so:

"I had feared the departure of Christie "Ears Always Open" Taylor, a diligent reporter of unintentionally inappropriate comments, would hurt the flow of quotes. But then along came , who has no filter and speaks before he thinks. He's a Quote Board dream."

I'm glad they're not hurting without me.