Bears make the best poets

I love this. Anyone could have written it. Nobody else could have written it.

excerpt:

"let me go eat a salmon
last night i cried onto my salmon
the salmon was sad but it still wanted to live
it wanted to swim and be sad and i ate it under moonlight"

another excerpt:

"i’ll ride the moose into the shopping mall and ram the humans
the moose and i will ride the escalator and i will hug the moose and the moose and i will cry
i will eat the moose
i don’t care"

a poem written by a bear, by Tao Lin, who agrees s/he is fucked if s/he thinks all people are terrible assholes.